BEAVER DON’T AMBLE
I like this. Conservatives seem to have this idea that if someone on food stamps isn’t literally Oliver from Oliver Twist then they are some mythical “welfare queen”
I see this a lot, especially “AMERICA’S POOR HAVE TELEVISIONS IT MUST NOT BE THAT BAD” nevermind that I’ve got two televisions I didn’t even have to pay for because they were given the fuck away because tvs really aren’t that Goddamn special
Sherlock: Mummy, this is John.
Mrs. Holmes: … Afghanistan or Iraq?
John: … Brilliant.
A follow up to this post
I’m writing my essay on cyber-bullying right now
and there was this article that said “anon hate hurts us because when we read it, we don’t hear the attacker’s voice, we hear our own”
and that’s a really good observation.
Nelson Mandela, the revered South African anti-apartheid icon who spent 27 years in prison, led his country to democracy and became its first black president, died Thursday at home. He was 95.
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can we just talk about Joss Whedon’s script for the avengers?
there is so much more i can’t even begin
oh my FUCKING GOODNESS LOOK AT YOU
Oh my god it just looks so proud of itself.
i am leopard.
its not easy being a complete fuck up but someones gotta do it
"Do you know what he’s doing? He’s making corrections in the Encyclopedia Britannica! If I’d killed him, no jury would convict!"
Parade’s End: favourite scenes 4/? Encyclopedia Britannica
and there’s the Australian part of Thor coming out.
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
i just want a girl who touches me distractedly
like sitting watching a movie and she just kinds of drags her fingers over your skin while watching and she doesn’t have a motive she’s not trying to tickle you, or she can come up behind you grab your neck and snap it because the movie sucks and she’s just being thoughtful
I want a guy who’d do this
did you read it carefully
In India, a snake protects two pups for 48 hours after they accidentally fall into a hole. At first it was thought that she wanted to attack them, but then noticed she was caring for the puppies. When rescued, the snake was released into a forest.
It is impossible not to share it with you.
that snake is going to snake heaven
I couldn’t help myself.
Neither could I
In all three books Katniss just pees once.
Still better than seven years and Harry only taking one bath.